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Delhi Chapter · दिल्ली चैप्टर · Est. May 2026

CJP DELHI दिल्ली COCKROACH JANTA PARTY

दिल्ली का झुंड — The Capital Swarm

Delhi's cockroaches are a special breed. We survive 400 AQI, black Yamuna water, three governments blaming each other — and we're still here. Still breathing. Barely. But here.

4,200 Delhi Cockroaches
11 Delhi Districts
400+ Average AQI
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  दिल्ली का झुंड ✦ CLEAN AIR · CLEAN WATER · CLEAN GOVERNANCE ✦ AQI HAZARDOUS ✦ YAMUNA STILL WAITING ✦ UNEMPLOYMENT IS NOT A CHARACTER FLAW ✦ MAIN BHI COCKROACH ✦ मैं भी तिलचट्टा ✦ YOU CANNOT SQUASH A MOVEMENT ✦ ZERO SPONSORS ✦   दिल्ली का झुंड ✦ CLEAN AIR · CLEAN WATER · CLEAN GOVERNANCE ✦ AQI HAZARDOUS ✦ YAMUNA STILL WAITING ✦ UNEMPLOYMENT IS NOT A CHARACTER FLAW ✦ MAIN BHI COCKROACH ✦ मैं भी तिलचट्टा ✦ YOU CANNOT SQUASH A MOVEMENT ✦ ZERO SPONSORS ✦

Delhi Ka Jhund

The Capital
Breeds The Toughest Cockroaches. राजधानी सबसे सख्त तिलचट्टे पैदा करती है

Delhi's cockroaches are unique. We live in 400 AQI air, drink water from a river that's essentially industrial effluent, pay rent that consumes 70% of any salary we might earn, and watch three governments argue over who is responsible for each pothole.

The CJP Delhi Chapter launched the moment the national swarm did — because Delhi cockroaches were already angry and extremely, very specifically loud about it.

We are not a political party. We are not an NGO. We are the people who survived Delhi — and we have questions.

15 May 2026
CJI calls unemployed youth "cockroaches". Delhi doomscrollers respond within 8 minutes.
16 May 2026
CJP launches nationally. Delhi cockroaches register first. Because of course we did.
18 May 2026
Delhi Chapter formally activated. First 1,000 members registered within 6 hours.
21 May 2026
4,200+ Delhi cockroaches and counting. RTI filed on Yamuna cleanup fund. Predictably, no reply yet.
400+ Average Winter AQI
(Officially "Severe")
₹48K Avg Monthly Rent
in South Delhi
3 Governments. 0
Answers on Yamuna
4,200+ Delhi Cockroaches
Registered

Delhi Manifesto

Five Delhi Demands.
Zero Excuses.

01 🌫️
Clean Air. Now.

AQI 400 is not a weather event. It's a governance failure. Name who is responsible. Name them publicly. Then fix it.

02 💧
Clean Yamuna

₹8,000 crore spent on Yamuna cleanup since 2015. The river is still black. Where did the money go? RTI filed. Still waiting.

03 🏛️
Governance Clarity

MCD blames LG. LG blames CM. CM blames Centre. Centre blames God. Someone pick a pothole and fix it. We'll watch.

04 💼
Youth Employment

Delhi has the highest educated unemployed population in India. The answer is not another "Skill India" billboard. It's jobs.

05 🚇
Affordable Living

Rent, PG costs, metro fares, electricity — Delhi is unaffordable for those it claims to serve. Name your housing policy. Then fund it.

"Delhi's air is poison. Its river is dead. And somehow we're the parasites." राजधानी में सांस लेना भी एक विरोध है

Just breathing in Delhi is an act of protest. Every morning you step outside into 300 AQI air, you are living evidence of a system that has failed you — and then blamed you for noticing.

CJP Delhi asks the questions that the press conference didn't. Loudly. Repeatedly. With RTIs attached.

Local Swarms

Delhi Zones

Every corner of Delhi. Every cockroach counted.

ZONE / 01 🏙️
Central Delhi

Connaught Place to Rajpath. Where the speeches happen and nothing else does.

ZONE / 02 🌇
South Delhi

Highest rent. Lowest tolerance for nonsense. Most RTIs per capita. We checked.

ZONE / 03 🏘️
North & East Delhi

Shahdara, Yamuna Vihar, Mustafabad — closest to the river. Most aware of what "cleanup" didn't mean.

ZONE / 04 🏗️
West Delhi

Dwarka to Rohini. The flyovers that took 11 years. The roads that last one monsoon.

ZONE / 05 📚
University Zone

DU, JNU, Jamia, IGDTU. The intellectual swarm. They have very strong opinions and a lot of free time.

ZONE / 06 🏭
NCR Extended

Noida, Gurugram, Faridabad. Technically not Delhi. But suffering the same air. Same swarm.

ZONE / 07 🛤️
Old Delhi

Chandni Chowk, Jama Masjid. Where the city's history is and where the heritage budget isn't.

ZONE / 08 🌿
South-West Delhi

Vasant Kunj, Mehrauli, Najafgarh. Where the wetland used to be before the encroachment.

ALL ZONES ACTIVE · JOIN YOUR LOCAL SWARM BELOW · NO CASTE CHECK · NO RELIGION CHECK

Swarm Activities

What We Do

Ongoing · 2026
RTI Campaign
Yamuna Money Trail

Filing RTIs tracking ₹8,000 crore in Yamuna cleanup funds. Responses pending. As expected.

Every Winter · Annual
Awareness
AQI Watch

Public AQI tracking, ward-by-ward accountability reports, and tagging the right officials every morning at 7am.

Coming Soon · 2026
Digital Campaign
Blame Loop Report

An interactive map of every Delhi problem, the government that should solve it, and how many years it has been unsolved.

Monthly · Ongoing
Civic Action
Budget Tracker

Following Delhi's municipal budget — what was promised, what was allocated, what was actually spent, and on what.

Ongoing
Community
Youth Unemployment Report

Documenting real stories of educated, unemployed Delhi youth. The number not in the official data. The cockroaches they called.

Upcoming · June 2026
Satire
Delhi Governance Awards

Annual satirical awards for Delhi's finest governance achievements. Categories include Best Blame Shift and Most Creative Pothole.

Delhi Membership Criteria

Are You A Delhi Cockroach?

REQ / 01 😷
Breathes Delhi Air

You have survived at least one Delhi winter. You know what AQI 400 tastes like. You qualify unconditionally.

REQ / 02 🛋️
Professionally Lazy

Physically only. The brain continues to spiral about governance failures at full speed, ideally from bed.

REQ / 03 📱
Chronically Online

Minimum 11 hours daily. Has opinions on everything from Yamuna to metro fare hikes. Expresses them loudly.

REQ / 04 🗺️
Delhi-Aware

Knows which government is responsible for which pothole. (Hint: none of them agree either.)

NO CASTE CHECK · NO RELIGION CHECK · NO PARTY AFFILIATION CHECK · ANYONE CAN BE A DELHI COCKROACH

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मैं भी तिलचट्टा

Join Delhi Swarm

दिल्ली के झुंड में शामिल हों

Register as an official Delhi cockroach. Free forever. No spam. No Davos trips. Just democracy — loudly, specifically about Delhi's very many problems.

4,200 Delhi cockroaches registered · 1,04,372+ nationwide

CJP Delhi — Cockroach Janta Party Delhi Chapter

CJP Delhi is the Delhi chapter of the Cockroach Janta Party (कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी), India's satirical political movement. The Delhi chapter focuses on Delhi-specific issues including air pollution (AQI crisis), Yamuna river cleanup accountability, youth unemployment, affordable housing, and governance transparency. Join CJP Delhi at officialcjp.com/delhi.

Frequently Asked Questions — CJP Delhi

What is CJP Delhi?
CJP Delhi is the Delhi chapter of the Cockroach Janta Party, India's satirical political movement. It focuses on Delhi's specific problems including air pollution, Yamuna cleanup, unemployment, rent crisis, and governance accountability.
How do I join CJP Delhi?
Register free at officialcjp.com/delhi. Select your Delhi zone and submit. No fee, no spam, no Davos trips.
What does CJP Delhi demand?
CJP Delhi demands clean air (AQI accountability), Yamuna river cleanup accountability, transparent governance between MCD, LG, and CM, youth employment, and affordable living in Delhi.
Is CJP Delhi a real political party?
CJP Delhi is a satirical movement, not a registered political party. It uses satire to highlight civic issues in Delhi and encourage accountability.
What is "दिल्ली का झुंड"?
"दिल्ली का झुंड" means "Delhi's swarm" — the name for the CJP Delhi community. All Delhi residents who support the satirical movement for accountability can join.

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