CJP DELHI दिल्ली COCKROACH JANTA PARTY
दिल्ली का झुंड — The Capital Swarm
Delhi's cockroaches are a special breed. We survive 400 AQI, black Yamuna water, three governments blaming each other — and we're still here. Still breathing. Barely. But here.
Delhi Ka Jhund
The Capital
Breeds The Toughest Cockroaches.
राजधानी सबसे सख्त तिलचट्टे पैदा करती है
Delhi's cockroaches are unique. We live in 400 AQI air, drink water from a river that's essentially industrial effluent, pay rent that consumes 70% of any salary we might earn, and watch three governments argue over who is responsible for each pothole.
The CJP Delhi Chapter launched the moment the national swarm did — because Delhi cockroaches were already angry and extremely, very specifically loud about it.
We are not a political party. We are not an NGO. We are the people who survived Delhi — and we have questions.
(Officially "Severe")
in South Delhi
Answers on Yamuna
Registered
Delhi Manifesto
Five Delhi Demands.
Zero Excuses.
AQI 400 is not a weather event. It's a governance failure. Name who is responsible. Name them publicly. Then fix it.
₹8,000 crore spent on Yamuna cleanup since 2015. The river is still black. Where did the money go? RTI filed. Still waiting.
MCD blames LG. LG blames CM. CM blames Centre. Centre blames God. Someone pick a pothole and fix it. We'll watch.
Delhi has the highest educated unemployed population in India. The answer is not another "Skill India" billboard. It's jobs.
Rent, PG costs, metro fares, electricity — Delhi is unaffordable for those it claims to serve. Name your housing policy. Then fund it.
Just breathing in Delhi is an act of protest. Every morning you step outside into 300 AQI air, you are living evidence of a system that has failed you — and then blamed you for noticing.
CJP Delhi asks the questions that the press conference didn't. Loudly. Repeatedly. With RTIs attached.
Local Swarms
Delhi Zones
Every corner of Delhi. Every cockroach counted.
Connaught Place to Rajpath. Where the speeches happen and nothing else does.
Highest rent. Lowest tolerance for nonsense. Most RTIs per capita. We checked.
Shahdara, Yamuna Vihar, Mustafabad — closest to the river. Most aware of what "cleanup" didn't mean.
Dwarka to Rohini. The flyovers that took 11 years. The roads that last one monsoon.
DU, JNU, Jamia, IGDTU. The intellectual swarm. They have very strong opinions and a lot of free time.
Noida, Gurugram, Faridabad. Technically not Delhi. But suffering the same air. Same swarm.
Chandni Chowk, Jama Masjid. Where the city's history is and where the heritage budget isn't.
Vasant Kunj, Mehrauli, Najafgarh. Where the wetland used to be before the encroachment.
ALL ZONES ACTIVE · JOIN YOUR LOCAL SWARM BELOW · NO CASTE CHECK · NO RELIGION CHECK
Swarm Activities
What We Do
Filing RTIs tracking ₹8,000 crore in Yamuna cleanup funds. Responses pending. As expected.
Public AQI tracking, ward-by-ward accountability reports, and tagging the right officials every morning at 7am.
An interactive map of every Delhi problem, the government that should solve it, and how many years it has been unsolved.
Following Delhi's municipal budget — what was promised, what was allocated, what was actually spent, and on what.
Documenting real stories of educated, unemployed Delhi youth. The number not in the official data. The cockroaches they called.
Annual satirical awards for Delhi's finest governance achievements. Categories include Best Blame Shift and Most Creative Pothole.
Delhi Membership Criteria
Are You A Delhi Cockroach?
You have survived at least one Delhi winter. You know what AQI 400 tastes like. You qualify unconditionally.
Physically only. The brain continues to spiral about governance failures at full speed, ideally from bed.
Minimum 11 hours daily. Has opinions on everything from Yamuna to metro fare hikes. Expresses them loudly.
Knows which government is responsible for which pothole. (Hint: none of them agree either.)
NO CASTE CHECK · NO RELIGION CHECK · NO PARTY AFFILIATION CHECK · ANYONE CAN BE A DELHI COCKROACH
Join Delhi Swarm
दिल्ली के झुंड में शामिल हों
Register as an official Delhi cockroach. Free forever. No spam. No Davos trips. Just democracy — loudly, specifically about Delhi's very many problems.
4,200 Delhi cockroaches registered · 1,04,372+ nationwide